| Station | Bayswater |
| Pub Name | Rat and Parrot |
| Where is it? | Left out of station |
| Any good? | It's a Rat and Parrot. |
| What happened there? | Simon refuses to go in and has to be dragged in. Have photo taken with immobile drunk at table next to us. More tequila. |
| Anything else? | Can't be sure, but apparently Matt fell down the escalator here (there's a pattern emerging) and bent his glasses. |


Some deranged alcoholic we met along the way. And a bloke smoking a cig.