| Station | Paddington |
| Pub Name | The Dickens Tavern |
| Where is it? | Up main ramp from BR concourse, over traffic island, on left |
| Any good? | Really horrible |
| What happened there? | Matt has another bad time by "falling" off his bar stool. Much laughter. Simon orders 10 Tequilas (eventually). Meet Titus. |
| Anything else? | Tim C beats some people at football. |

