Well, it's been a busy week in Hell. My old chum General Pinochet seems to have been having a few problems with the filth, but I've advised him to ahem "acquire" a couple of bruises, then he can take them to the cleaners. Works for me. Today, I'm letting you have a quick peek at the other forms I can appear in. As you can see, I'm quite a comely wench, which, frankly, drives my landlord a bit mad with lust. Click on 'let's go!' to see what happened when I appeared to Matt as the woman of his dreams...