| Station | South Kensington | 
| Pub Name | Some Hotel Bar (the Harrington Hotel?) | 
| Where is it? | Left up stairs, turn right, cross 2nd road, on right (erm, that's not too clear is it). Harrington Rd. | 
| Any good? | Really, really, really horrible. No bitter. No decor. Nothing. | 
| What happened there? | Simon S expresses above opinion ("It's shit in here") to barmaid, who agrees with him. Escapee from Miami Vice (slick hair, rolled up suit sleeves) struts around. | 
| Anything else? | Have to drink lager. Much burping. No hanging around as it's so horrible. From notes: "Ian singing" |